George W. Bush finally dies and goes to hell. When he gets there, The Devil says to him, "we're pretty full with you guys down here, but I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you three rooms, you pick what you want to do for all eternity, and I'll let that person go, and you can take their place."
In the first room he saw Herbert Hoover jumping into boiling oil over, and over again. George told the Devil "I can't deal with that!" Then he looked into the second room, and saw Richard Nixon breaking rocks with a hammer, and George told the Devil, "I have a bad back, I can't deal with that!" Then he looked into the third room and saw John F. Kennedy with Marilyn Manroe hunched over a desk, being screwed up the ass by John over and over again. George then turned to the Devil and said, "I can definitely deal with that!" Then the Devil said, "Okay Marilyn, you can leave now!"
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