Erin go bragh to all my fellow Irishmen and women, and in case you didn't know it means Ireland the beautiful, not Ireland forever. My dad said I spoke quite a bit of Gaelic as a child, and even was developing an accent! But my favorite saying is pug mo erin owan which means kiss my Irish ass!
Yes my colorful ways even extend to other languages. But it can get you in trouble sometimes. For example, If I look at my caller ID and know the person calling, and I'm in a smart ass mood, I'll answer with something like "Christy's Chicken Shack, we make chicken salad out of chicken shit". So the other day I saw that a good friend was calling so I answered "Chickin Lickin, we deliver lickin chickin, how my I lick you today?" And without a breath he answered, "I'll take the all over special!" and since I have to have the last word in a wit challenge, I answered "with or with out the erogenous zone sir?" Now you'd think I would have gotten a good laugh from that, but instead he really wants his order filled! He's tall, blonde, handsome, beefy, you know your typical dream, so I just might have to fill this one. Oh well, the luck of the Irish!
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